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Your Classes:
The class where you hate everyone:
The class you like because the teacher lets you eat:
The class where you don’t understand anything:
The class all your friends are in:
The class that your crush is in:
Your last class of the day:
Tumblr knows my life so well :)
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Reblog, go on your Tumblr, click the picture, and find out about your past life.
It’s amazing how it’s ACTUALLY like me…
this brought tears to my eyes. Just stop reblogging pretty girls in bikini’s and shirtless boys for a second and reblog this, please.
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gonnapartylikeitsmycivilright:
Handcuffed for life to the cookie monster
I can totally fucking roll with this BRING ON THE COOKIESSwitch lives with Harry Potter
Oh god can I not i like having parents and being told important things like murderous godparents and killing things.
Replace the human population with Justin Bieber.
Replace the human population with Edward Cullen.
…
^literally /the worst/ outcome
Handcuffed (for life) to Pacman
Um…okay.
Host a tv show with a werewolf~.
Yes please.
Handcuffed (for life) to: Voldemort
Switched lives with Bowser
Replace the human population with Mickey Mouse
replace the human population with pikachu
handcuffed for life to my mom…awesome,
replace the human population with the cookie monster
replace the human population with Harry Potter
i am handcuffed for life with sarah palin. kill me?
Mortal enemies with a teletubby. HAHA.
Best friends with nyan cat :P
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Five Signs That You Might Be A Cat
1. You can be too curious for your own good. You’re quick to investigate anything that intrigues you, even if it puts you at risk. You search mysterious boxes, crawl into small spaces and couldn’t help but watch 2 Girls 1 Cup just to see what the fuss was about.
2. You’re easily distracted by movement. Whether it’s an insect, a laser pointer, or a piece of string, as long as it’s moving it has your attention. Chances are something has already distracted you from reading this and I can type gibberish from now on because you aren’t going to read it anyway.
3. You’re often standoffish with strangers. When approached by a new person, you have a tendency to take some time to warm to them, especially if they start stroking you and telling you how lovely you are.
4. You annoy those around you when you’re hungry. If they refuse to give you food then you just wander around the house, snacking on whatever you can find until dinner.
5. You’re always being yelled at for being on the computer. Humans aren’t used to seeing cats operating computers, so they experience a mixture of fear and denial when they witness it. If you’re often told to “Get off that thing.” or “Stop spending so much time on there.” then chances are it’s because you’re a cat.
